Carmelo Anthony certain teams aren’t trading for him because they’re too intimidated by his talent
NEW YORK – Carmelo Anthony remains on the going-nowhere New York Knicks and he thinks he has a...
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ESPN’s Trade Machine named new GM of the Knicks
NEW YORK – Team president Phil Jackson no longer has sole discretion over the personnel moves of the...
Cubs hire baseball’s first TOOTBLAN Avoidance Coach
MESA, AZ – Theo Epstein is innovating baseball again. The Chicago Cubs mastermind announced today that he has...
The 10 Dumbest Basketball Tweets from Magic Johnson, new Lakers President of Basketball Operations
Following the dismissals of Mitch Kupchak and Jim Buss, the Lakers organization is now run by Magic Johnson,...
Pelicans land Jahlil Okafor by sending used Nissan Sentra to Sixers
NEW ORLEANS – The Pelicans have added another young big man to their lineup today, acquiring Sixers center Jahlil...
Which U.S. President from History Would be the Best Boxer?
These men can win an election fight. But who would win in a real fight? 44. William Henry Harrison Height:...
Eastern Conference All-Stars hold closed-door meeting with LeBron to ask if another team could go to the Finals this year
NEW ORLEANS – All-Star players from nine Eastern Conference teams spoke with LeBron James in a closed-door locker meeting last...
Kyrie Irving in NBA’s concussion protocol after claiming that basketballs are also flat
NEW ORLEANS – Cleveland Cavaliers guard Kyrie Irving is likely out for the All-Star Game and beyond after...
Celebrities report to spring training to practice ceremonial first pitches
With pitchers and catchers report to spring training earlier this week, today was reporting day for America’s celebrities...
“Behind the Meme” mini-doc honors famed meme Michael Jordan on his 54th birthday
February 17th is the birthday of Michael Jordan, the man who worked his whole life to gain Internet...
Raymond Felton contacts Thunder about getting one of those cupcake shirts
LOS ANGELES – Clippers point guard Raymond Felton reportedly reached out to the Oklahoma City Thunder in recent...
President Trump to have Ben Carson fill out NCAA bracket because basketball “is more of a black thing”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It was reported today that President Trump turned down ESPN’s offer to fill out an...
Patriots say they will also allows teams to absurdly overpay for Jacoby Brissett in a trade
FOXBOROUGH, MA – While quarterback-needy NFL teams queue to make trade offers for New England backup QB Jimmy Garoppolo,...
Is Alexander Ovechkin a Russian spy working in Washington, D.C.? The facts suggest YES.
There is Russian espionage afoot in our nation’s capital. But while the mainstream media focuses on the Donald...
Bartolo Colon reports to spring training in the worst shape of his life
KISSIMMEE, FLA — Atlanta Braves pitcher Bartolo Colon arrived at the team’s spring training facility today and declared himself in...
