NYSE halts trading to honor Dow Jones for hitting 21,000-point milestone
NEW YORK – The New York Stock Exchange halted trading this morning to honor the Dow Jones on...
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Mad Lib: Why This Is The Year The Capitals Will Win The Stanley Cup
BREAKING: Your friend Tim still going to pick unemployed Adrian Peterson in 1st Round of fantasy draft
MINNEAPOLIS – The Minnesota Vikings have announced they will not exercise their contract option on Adrian Peterson for...
Antonio Brown curiously chooses to re-sign with Steelers over opportunity to play against Steelers secondary
PITTSBURGH – Antonio Brown has agreed to a contract extension that keeps him with the Pittsburgh Steelers through...
Washington GM planning to drink heavily before officially placing franchise tag on Kirk Cousins
ASHBURN, VA – Washington is planning to place the franchise tag on quarterback Kirk Cousins again, but team...
Equality: 5 Sportswomen Who Prove Female Athletes Can Be Garbage Humans, Too
Gordon Hayward thankfully doesn’t get political in GEICO Player of the Game acceptance speech
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Utah Jazz forward Gordon Hayward was honored for his 30-point, nine-rebound game in...
The Actual Script for Every Sports Movie Ever Made
Today In Revisionist Sports History: February
Those who forget history are doomed to see it revised somewhat in meme form. Is that how the...
Rick Pitino restrained after screaming match with crying baby near Louisville bench
LOUISVILLE, KY – Louisville Cardinals head coach Rick Pitino had to be restrained by assistant coaches and arena...
TNT asks Shaq to stop JaVale McGee feud before he embarrasses himself by recording a diss track
ATLANTA – The feud between NBA on TNT personality Shaquille O’Neal and Golden State Warriors center JaVale McGee...
Chris Christie clearly angling for sports radio job with new executive order declaring Eli Manning overrated
TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey governor Chris Christie is beginning to make it clear that he plans to...
Joel Embiid in critical condition after being mauled in cat raising incident
PHILADELPHIA – The once-promising season for the Philadelphia 76ers took another sad turn today when franchise centerpiece Joel...
Celtics GM Danny Ainge releases statement on trade deadline: “The Patriots just won the Super Bowl so stop complaining”
BOSTON – The Celtics chances of knocking off the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference this year appear to...
Ole Miss vows to do better at cheating after disastrous 5-7 season
OXFORD, MS – Ole Miss officials announced Wednesday that the school is self-imposing a one-year bowl ban for...
