Report: Sister Jean negotiating deal with Golden State Warriors
(SP) – Sister Jean Dolores-Schmidt, the 98-year-old nun who acts as the chaplain for the Loyola University Chicago Ramblers,...
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Email forward from your aunt about how great Kevin Durant is strong evidence Kevin Durant hacked her e-mail
(SP) – An email forward you received from your aunt today appears to be the clear work of...
Report: Kevin Durant looking to opt out of Warriors deal to sign with Harlem Globetrotters
(SP) – Kevin Durant may be one-and-done with the Golden State Warriors. After winning a championship in his first...
Kevin Durant silences all the critics who said he could never help a 73-9 team win a championship
(SP) – Kevin Durant has won the first championship of his nine-year NBA career, completing silencing all those...
Warriors announce Riley Curry will coach Game 4
(SP) – The Golden State Warriors have announced that Steph Curry’s adorable, 5-year old daughter Riley will call...
The NBA Finals have been awful, and I think we all know who to blame: Millennials
Warriors to allow lucky fan in Section 111, Row C, Seat 13 coach Game 3
(SP) – The Golden State Warriors have announced that the lucky ticket holder in Section 111, Row C,...
Zaza Pachulia confident Warriors will win NBA Finals: “I don’t think I’ll even have to injure anyone”
(SP) – Golden State Warriors big man Zaza Pachulia says he feels more confident than ever that his...
Cavs-Warriors reach agreement in which losing team’s star players will be traded to winning team
(SP) – With the 2017 NBA Finals set to begin between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors,...
Draymond Green fulfills sick child’s wish to be kicked in the nuts
(SP) – Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green showed he’s more than just trash talk and cheap shots...
Warriors hoping Kevin Durant will be healthy in time for championship parade
(SP) – Kevin Durant has missed Golden State’s last two playoff games to injury, but the team is...
Westbrook, Harden, Durant admit they have discussed one day forming their own “super team”
(SP) – While Russell Westbrook, James Harden and Kevin Durant are currently focused on trying to take their...
Report: Steph Curry humiliated that a player better than him couldn’t even make it out of the Sweet 16
(SP) – Sources close to Steph Curry say the Golden State Warriors star is facing a serious hit...
Kevin Durant receives get-well card full of suspicious white powder and signed “Not From Russell Westbrook”
OAKLAND – Kevin Durant will be off his feet for the next few days and weeks due to the...
Kevin Durant’s MRI reveals he has no heart, clutch gene
"It's sad, but there's nothing he can do about it. He was born this way."
