Magic Johnson announces Lakers have acquired a new basketball
LOS ANGELES – Magic Johnson announced the first major move of his tenure as Lakers front office advisor...
President Trump to have Ben Carson fill out NCAA bracket because basketball “is more of a black thing”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It was reported today that President Trump turned down ESPN’s offer to fill out an...
Patriots say they will also allows teams to absurdly overpay for Jacoby Brissett in a trade
FOXBOROUGH, MA – While quarterback-needy NFL teams queue to make trade offers for New England backup QB Jimmy Garoppolo,...
Is Alexander Ovechkin a Russian spy working in Washington, D.C.? The facts suggest YES.
There is Russian espionage afoot in our nation’s capital. But while the mainstream media focuses on the Donald...
Bartolo Colon reports to spring training in the worst shape of his life
KISSIMMEE, FLA — Atlanta Braves pitcher Bartolo Colon arrived at the team’s spring training facility today and declared himself in...
Jim Harbaugh hires 5-star recruit’s pet Golden Retriever to be Assistant Running Backs Coach
ANN ARBOR, MI – The Michigan Wolverines will likely be the choice for one of the top tight...
Rumors of romance swirl as pitchers and catchers report to spring training together again
Whispers about Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers are circulating again after the players were spotted showing up...
Kyle Shanahan confident 49ers not capable of blowing a Super Bowl lead
SANTA CLARA, CA – Kyle Shanahan has only been head coach of the 49ers for a week, but...
Muhammad Ali still ranked 6th in the heavyweight division
Muhammad Ali passed away last June at the age of 74, but his absence from life and the...
MLB and Netflix reach deal which will allow fans to binge-watch entire 2017 season beginning Opening Day
NEW YORK – Major League Baseball became the first sports league to reach a broadcasting deal with video...
Kevin Durant hilariously trolls Oklahoma City fans by playing for a far superior basketball team
OKLAHOMA CITY – Kevin Durant took trolling to a whole new level on Saturday night when he returned...
NFL teams clamoring for Tom Brady’s latest backup because they still have no better ideas
BOSTON – As is the custom every few years, the trade market is heating up for Tom Brady’s backup...
NFL scouts say Joe Mixon needs to run a 4.2 40 in order to be fully rehabilitated
NORMAN, OK – Former Oklahoma Sooners back Joe Mixon is undoubtedly one of the most talented players in...
“The Thunder Years”: Looking Back at Westbrook and Durant’s Good Times Together
Take a wistful look back at when Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant grew up together in the late...
Phil Jackson deletes, apologizes for FUUCK CARMELO ANTHONY tweet: “There was a typo”
NEW YORK – New York Knicks president Phil Jackson tweeted FUUCK CARMELO ANTHONY late last night, but soon...
