Report: Kirk Cousins has been chained in FedExField basement for three weeks
LANDOVER, MD – Kirk Cousins desperately wants to get out of Washington, but his current team is making...
QUIZ: Which awful Chicago Bears QB from modern history are you?
Free agent you wanted your team to get actually overrated now that he’s signed elsewhere
(SP) – The NFL’s free agency sweepstakes are underway and several big-name players have already found new homes...
The 10 Best Fits for Tony Romo
Grayson Allen named Player of the Game after 0-point, 1-rebound, 0-kick performance
BROOKLYN, NY – Duke’s Grayson Allen was named Player of the Game after the Blue Devils’ ACC Tournament-opening...
Adrian Peterson: “But, wait, if you call in the next 10 minutes, you can pay just three easy installments of league minimum”
(SP) – Free agent running back Adrian Peterson continues to insist he has many suitors for his services...
U.S. healthcare system to now rely primarily on soccer’s magic spray
WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to the latest draft of the Republican plan to replace Obamacare, the future of...
Report: Texans willing to trade franchise QB Brock Osweiler
HOUSTON – A new name has hit the market that could shake up the NFL offseason just as...
J.R. Smith says Cavaliers can still win without Andrew Bogut: “I don’t know who that is”
CLEVELAND – The Cavaliers lost a big inside presence Monday night when new acquisition Andrew Bogut broke his...
ESPN fires Joe Lunardi after discovering he has been practicing bracketology without a license
BRISTOL, CT – ESPN has parted ways with Joe Lunardi, the network’s longtime bracketologist, after an internal review...
Rejected slogans for the World Baseball Classic
The Worst Performances at the 2017 NFL Combine
NFL teams reportedly not scared off by Mike Glennon’s peanut allergy and chronic post-nasal drip
TAMPA – Buccaneers backup quarterback Mike Glennon has suddenly emerged as the hot name on the NFL free...
Some SportsPickle news … and, hey, it’s good this time!
Leonard Fournette announces he is withdrawing his name from NBA Draft after poor vertical leap
INDIANAPOLIS – Lousiana State star Leonard Fournette has pulled his name out of the NBA Draft after he...
