Report: NBA really going to require fans to pay full ticket price to see league’s 29 pointless teams next season
(SP) – The NBA has confirmed that it still intends to require fans of the NBA’s 29 pointless...
Report: LeBron in contact with Iron Man and Captain America about playing for Cavs next season
(SP) – While the 2017 NBA Finals is still underway, Cleveland Cavaliers star LeBron James is reportedly already...
Warriors to allow lucky fan in Section 111, Row C, Seat 13 coach Game 3
(SP) – The Golden State Warriors have announced that the lucky ticket holder in Section 111, Row C,...
Penn State turns down offer to display Joe Paterno statue in state prison cell
(SP) – Penn State University has refused an offer from the Pennsylvania Department of Corrections to place the...
Report: Lonzo Ball limiting workouts with NBA teams so his shoes don’t fall apart
(SP) – Draft prospect Lonzo Ball only has one workout scheduled for NBA teams so far: a June...
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Zaza Pachulia confident Warriors will win NBA Finals: “I don’t think I’ll even have to injure anyone”
(SP) – Golden State Warriors big man Zaza Pachulia says he feels more confident than ever that his...
Drunken Mr. Met arrested after streaking field during Mets game
(SP) – Mr. Met hit a new low after being fired as the mascot of the Mets today,...
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Mr. Met blames poor behavior on serious head injuries: “I still have stitches in my head”
(SP) – New York Mets mascot Mr. Met is in trouble after making an obscene gesture to a...
LeBron reminds his teammates that it will require a team effort to stay out of his way in the NBA Finals
(SP) – LeBron James said today that he continues to stress to his fellow Cavaliers that every one...
Dead hockey catfish expected to be alive for Game 2
(SP) – Despite being killed, disemboweled and hurled to the ice during the first period of Game 1...
Tiger Woods to now go by Eldrick Woods: “I feel more like an Eldrick these days”
JUPITER, FL — Professional golfer Tiger Woods announced today that he will go by his given name of...
Mike Johnston still standing on Penguins bench with a confused look on his face
PITTSBURGH – Former Penguins head coach Mike Johnston, who was relieved of his duties in December of 2015,...
Baseball hoping to see ratings boost by replacing baseball with bench-clearing brawls
(SP) – Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred announced today that the league has decided to do away...
