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2024 Stanley Cup: A Case for the Carolina Hurricanes

In the NHL, every team aspires to lift the Stanley Cup, but few possess the unique blend of...

Montreal Canadiens request to become NHL expansion team in hopes of becoming as good as Vegas Golden Knights

(SP) – The Montreal Canadiens organization has officially petitioned the NHL league office to join as an expansion...

WASHINGTON, DC – OCTOBER 13: Jose Lobaton #59 of the Washington Nationals reacts after being picked off against the Chicago Cubs during the eighth inning in game five of the National League Division Series at Nationals Park on October 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

Baseball

12 Things D.C. Sports Fans Can Feel Good About

NHL announces refs will be biased against your favorite team again this year

(SP) – The NHL announced today that the league’s officials will again unfairly call non-penalties against your favorite...

Jaguars confident that Blake Bortles’ respect for the national anthem will get them into the playoffs

(SP) – Jaguars head coach Doug Marrone named Blake Bortles the team’s starting quarterback today, putting a talented...

Baseball

14 Sports Headlines You’ll See During Nuclear War

CHICAGO, IL – JULY 18: Todd Frazier #21 of the Chicago White Sox (R) watches the ninth inning of their game against the Los Angeles Dodgers from the dugout at Guaranteed Rate Field on July 18, 2017 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jon Durr/Getty Images)

Baseball

The 24 Greatest Todds in Sports History

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman announces plans to re-design the Stanley Cup

(SP) – NHL commissioner Gary Bettman told reporters today at a press conference before the NHL Awards in...

Report: Vegas Golden Knights thinking of taking your girlfriend

(SP) – According to numerous sources, the Vegas Golden Knights have an eye on your girlfriend and are...

Stanley Cup handler forced to witness Phil Kessel have sex with the Stanley Cup again

PITTSBURGH – Stanley Cup handler Phil Pritchard was forced to stand and watch Phil Kessel make love to...

Insane man on street corner chanting “Crosby sucks!”

(SP) – The insane man who you often see ranting on the street corner on your way to...

Pekka Rinne being investigated for possible role in NHL conspiracy to give Sidney Crosby another Stanley Cup

(SP) – According to multiple law enforcement sources, Nashville Predators goalie Pekka Rinne is being investigated for a...

Dead hockey catfish expected to be alive for Game 2

(SP) – Despite being killed, disemboweled and hurled to the ice during the first period of Game 1...

Mike Johnston still standing on Penguins bench with a confused look on his face

PITTSBURGH – Former Penguins head coach Mike Johnston, who was relieved of his duties in December of 2015,...

Study: NHL Game 7 overtimes now the leading cause of death among Canadians

(SP) – A study released today by the Canadian Institutes of Health Research has revealed that NHL playoff overtimes...