NHL commissioner Gary Bettman announces plans to re-design the Stanley Cup
(SP) – NHL commissioner Gary Bettman told reporters today at a press conference before the NHL Awards in...
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Report: Vegas Golden Knights thinking of taking your girlfriend
(SP) – According to numerous sources, the Vegas Golden Knights have an eye on your girlfriend and are...
Stanley Cup handler forced to witness Phil Kessel have sex with the Stanley Cup again
PITTSBURGH – Stanley Cup handler Phil Pritchard was forced to stand and watch Phil Kessel make love to...
Insane man on street corner chanting “Crosby sucks!”
(SP) – The insane man who you often see ranting on the street corner on your way to...
Pekka Rinne being investigated for possible role in NHL conspiracy to give Sidney Crosby another Stanley Cup
(SP) – According to multiple law enforcement sources, Nashville Predators goalie Pekka Rinne is being investigated for a...
Study: 94% of amazing hockey saves are just puck being shot into goalie’s body
(SP) – A new study by the Foundation for Sport Research has found that the vast majority of...
Dead hockey catfish expected to be alive for Game 2
(SP) – Despite being killed, disemboweled and hurled to the ice during the first period of Game 1...
Mike Johnston still standing on Penguins bench with a confused look on his face
PITTSBURGH – Former Penguins head coach Mike Johnston, who was relieved of his duties in December of 2015,...
Study: NHL Game 7 overtimes now the leading cause of death among Canadians
(SP) – A study released today by the Canadian Institutes of Health Research has revealed that NHL playoff overtimes...
Carey Price informs Canadiens he is also very selfish and would like a trade to the Predators
(SP) – Montreal Canadiens goaltender Carey Price has informed his team’s front office that he would like to...
Me-first P.K. Subban admits he would like to see his name on the Stanley Cup
(SP) – In comments that won’t surprise any of his critics, Nashville Predators defenseman P.K. Subban admitted today...
Atlanta, Dallas, Houston or Washington, DC: Which sports town is best at failing when it matters?
7 New Banner Ideas for the Washington Capitals
Pentagon to replace outdated troops with tougher hockey players by 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Pentagon confirmed today that the U.S. military is planning to replace the troops with...
Alexander Ovechkin slams his head in a car door in attempt to one-up Sidney Crosby
(SP) – Washington Capitals wing Alexander Ovechkin is expected to miss Game 4 of his team’s 2nd Round...
