Montreal Canadiens request to become NHL expansion team in hopes of becoming as good as Vegas Golden Knights
(SP) – The Montreal Canadiens organization has officially petitioned the NHL league office to join as an expansion...
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NHL announces refs will be biased against your favorite team again this year
(SP) – The NHL announced today that the league’s officials will again unfairly call non-penalties against your favorite...
Jaguars confident that Blake Bortles’ respect for the national anthem will get them into the playoffs
(SP) – Jaguars head coach Doug Marrone named Blake Bortles the team’s starting quarterback today, putting a talented...
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NHL commissioner Gary Bettman announces plans to re-design the Stanley Cup
(SP) – NHL commissioner Gary Bettman told reporters today at a press conference before the NHL Awards in...
Report: Vegas Golden Knights thinking of taking your girlfriend
(SP) – According to numerous sources, the Vegas Golden Knights have an eye on your girlfriend and are...
Stanley Cup handler forced to witness Phil Kessel have sex with the Stanley Cup again
PITTSBURGH – Stanley Cup handler Phil Pritchard was forced to stand and watch Phil Kessel make love to...
Insane man on street corner chanting “Crosby sucks!”
(SP) – The insane man who you often see ranting on the street corner on your way to...
Pekka Rinne being investigated for possible role in NHL conspiracy to give Sidney Crosby another Stanley Cup
(SP) – According to multiple law enforcement sources, Nashville Predators goalie Pekka Rinne is being investigated for a...
Dead hockey catfish expected to be alive for Game 2
(SP) – Despite being killed, disemboweled and hurled to the ice during the first period of Game 1...
Mike Johnston still standing on Penguins bench with a confused look on his face
PITTSBURGH – Former Penguins head coach Mike Johnston, who was relieved of his duties in December of 2015,...
Study: NHL Game 7 overtimes now the leading cause of death among Canadians
(SP) – A study released today by the Canadian Institutes of Health Research has revealed that NHL playoff overtimes...
Carey Price informs Canadiens he is also very selfish and would like a trade to the Predators
(SP) – Montreal Canadiens goaltender Carey Price has informed his team’s front office that he would like to...
