Report: Sister Jean negotiating deal with Golden State Warriors
(SP) – Sister Jean Dolores-Schmidt, the 98-year-old nun who acts as the chaplain for the Loyola University Chicago Ramblers,...
College Basketball News
UMBC sees spike in applications among total morons who only hear of universities through sports success
(SP) – Thanks to its historic victory over a No. 1 seed in the 1st Round of the...
Join the 2018 SportsPickle FAIL Bracket Challenge and WIN and (unsigned) Rick Pitino book!
The SportsPickle FAIL Bracket Challenge is back for the 2018 Tournament. Remember: the WORST bracket WINS. (And you...
FBI agent friend curiously adamant that North Carolina won’t make it past Sweet 16 in his bracket
(SP) – Your friend’s friend who works for the FBI reportedly said there is “zero scenario” in which...
Kevin Stallings caught by FBI offering $100,000 to anyone who would attend a Pitt basketball game
(SP) – According to multiple reports, Pitt basketball head coach Kevin Stallings was recorded on federal wiretaps offering...
Report: NCAA considering death penalty for NCAA
(SP) – According to multiple reports, the NCAA is weighing handing the “death penalty” to the NCAA over...
LaVar Ball accepts LiAngelo’s execution as part of deal to license Big Baller Brand in China
(SP) – Big Baller Brand shoes and apparel will be eligible for sale in the massive Chinese market...
John Calipari lands Amazon headquarters
(SP) – University of Kentucky head coach John Calipari today announced today that Amazon has agreed to place...
Unemployed Rick Pitino already being investigated for 37 HOA violations
(SP) – Rick Pitino has been confined to his home since being relieved from his duties as Louisville’s...
Reebok cleared in federal corruption probe: “We couldn’t pay anyone to wear our shoes in public”
Report: Under Armour's garbage shoes being worn is "very suspicious"
Rick Pitino says he has no idea he has been running a New York crime family for the last 30 years
(SP) – Louisville head coach Rick Pitino expressed dismay today over reports that he has been the head...
Lavar Ball finalizes 3-year, 3-son deal to date Kardashians
(SP) – Chalk up another marketing win for Lavar Ball. The father of basketball players Lonzo, LiAngelo and...
NBA Eastern Conference offers membership to Northern Iowa and McNeese State
(SP) – Hoping to expand and strengthen after losing several of its best players to the Western Conference,...
Baylor self-reports “minor genocide”
(SP) – The Baylor University athletic department has informed the NCAA that the program likely committed some “minor...
Experts: LaVar Ball is going to say stupid stuff for years, so maybe people should just ignore him
(SP) – A coalition of more than two dozen media and culture experts has warned that basketball father...
