Baylor self-reports “minor genocide”
(SP) – The Baylor University athletic department has informed the NCAA that the program likely committed some “minor...
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Experts: LaVar Ball is going to say stupid stuff for years, so maybe people should just ignore him
(SP) – A coalition of more than two dozen media and culture experts has warned that basketball father...
Patrick Ewing demands massive increase in Georgetown’s knee pad budget
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Patrick Ewing used his introductory press conference Wednesday at Georgetown to address the most important...
NCAA coaches agree to be paid in course credits to even compensation with their athletes
(SP) – In a magnanimous move rarely seen in society today, the top coaches in college basketball and...
Everyone agrees college athletes shouldn’t be paid after watching North Carolina-Gonzaga game
GLENDALE, AZ – The contentious debate over whether college athletes should be paid came to an end last...
Study: Most NCAA student-athletes will go pro in something other than sports and disappoint their father
(SP) – A study released today by the NCAA found that of the more than 370,000 athletes at...
Six North Carolina tutors named to Academic All-American team
(SP) – Six tutors for North Carolina’s men’s basketball team were named to the Academic All-American team today...
Game Of Thrones filming delayed until Gonzaga giant Przemek Karnowski completes basketball season
(SP) – Producers for HBO’s popular series Game Of Thrones confirmed today that shooting for Season 7 will not...
Mississippi State names women’s basketball coach Vic Schaefer new head football coach
STARKVILLE, MS – Mississippi State announced today that women’s basketball coach Vic Schaefer will have his role expanded to include...
Mike Pence begs forgiveness for fornicating with his TV while watching women’s NCAA Tournament game
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Vice President Mike Pence says he has asked for forgiveness from his wife and his...
4 Things to Know About Final Four Teams Gonzaga, South Carolina and Oregon
Lonzo Ball’s mom says it might be nice if he was also the best-ever at emptying the dishwasher
CHINO HILLS, CA – Lonzo Ball may be the best basketball player in the world, at least according...
Patrick Ewing sweats through three suits during Georgetown interview
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Patrick Ewing is reportedly concerned he may have blown his shot at becoming the next...
VIDEO: Shocking footage reveals LaVar Ball is actually not Jordan-esque at basketball
Basketball super-dad LaVar Ball has famously claimed he could have destroyed Michael Jordan 1-on-1 in his day. The...
Grayson Allen ejected after running onto the court to kick UNC and Kentucky players in the dick
MEMPHIS – Duke Blue Devils player Grayson Allen was thrown out of the FedExForum in Memphis today after...
