Gordon Hayward thankfully doesn’t get political in GEICO Player of the Game acceptance speech
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Utah Jazz forward Gordon Hayward was honored for his 30-point, nine-rebound game in...
The Actual Script for Every Sports Movie Ever Made
Today In Revisionist Sports History: February
Those who forget history are doomed to see it revised somewhat in meme form. Is that how the...
Rick Pitino restrained after screaming match with crying baby near Louisville bench
LOUISVILLE, KY – Louisville Cardinals head coach Rick Pitino had to be restrained by assistant coaches and arena...
TNT asks Shaq to stop JaVale McGee feud before he embarrasses himself by recording a diss track
ATLANTA – The feud between NBA on TNT personality Shaquille O’Neal and Golden State Warriors center JaVale McGee...
Chris Christie clearly angling for sports radio job with new executive order declaring Eli Manning overrated
TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey governor Chris Christie is beginning to make it clear that he plans to...
Joel Embiid in critical condition after being mauled in cat raising incident
PHILADELPHIA – The once-promising season for the Philadelphia 76ers took another sad turn today when franchise centerpiece Joel...
MLB to increase pace of play by changing sport to outdoor hockey
NEW YORK – Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred has taken an aggressive new step to speed up...
Celtics GM Danny Ainge releases statement on trade deadline: “The Patriots just won the Super Bowl so stop complaining”
BOSTON – The Celtics chances of knocking off the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference this year appear to...
Ole Miss vows to do better at cheating after disastrous 5-7 season
OXFORD, MS – Ole Miss officials announced Wednesday that the school is self-imposing a one-year bowl ban for...
Carmelo Anthony certain teams aren’t trading for him because they’re too intimidated by his talent
NEW YORK – Carmelo Anthony remains on the going-nowhere New York Knicks and he thinks he has a...
ESPN’s Trade Machine named new GM of the Knicks
NEW YORK – Team president Phil Jackson no longer has sole discretion over the personnel moves of the...
Jay Cutler facing dilemma after FDA approves Pick-6 vaccine
CHICAGO – NFL quarterback and anti-vaxxer Jay Cutler has found himself in quite a bind in light of...
Cubs hire baseball’s first TOOTBLAN Avoidance Coach
MESA, AZ – Theo Epstein is innovating baseball again. The Chicago Cubs mastermind announced today that he has...
