(SP) – New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski confirmed today that President Trump shared “loads” of top secret information with him when the team visited the White House last month, but said he will try to not share the information with others.
“He was telling me about ISIS, North Korea, names of spies, all kinds of secret shit,” said Gronk. “It was crazy as hell. I think he was trying to impress me and try to show he knows even more facts and stuff than Coach Belichick. He even told me if there are aliens and about Area 51.”
Unfortunately, Gronkowski says he can’t remember if the president told him if aliens exist.
“That’s the one top secret thing I would tell people about,” admitted Gronk. “But as soon as he said Area 51, I got all excited and just asked him if there was an Area 69. Get it? Sixty-nine. Haha. Sixty-nine.”
After several minutes of talking about top secret information, Gronkowski says the two then the rest of their time talking about how hot Ivanka Trump is.