Chris Christie clearly angling for sports radio job with new executive order declaring Eli Manning overrated
TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey governor Chris Christie is beginning to make it clear that he plans to...
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Joel Embiid in critical condition after being mauled in cat raising incident
PHILADELPHIA – The once-promising season for the Philadelphia 76ers took another sad turn today when franchise centerpiece Joel...
MLB to increase pace of play by changing sport to outdoor hockey
NEW YORK – Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred has taken an aggressive new step to speed up...
Celtics GM Danny Ainge releases statement on trade deadline: “The Patriots just won the Super Bowl so stop complaining”
BOSTON – The Celtics chances of knocking off the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference this year appear to...
Ole Miss vows to do better at cheating after disastrous 5-7 season
OXFORD, MS – Ole Miss officials announced Wednesday that the school is self-imposing a one-year bowl ban for...
Carmelo Anthony certain teams aren’t trading for him because they’re too intimidated by his talent
NEW YORK – Carmelo Anthony remains on the going-nowhere New York Knicks and he thinks he has a...
ESPN’s Trade Machine named new GM of the Knicks
NEW YORK – Team president Phil Jackson no longer has sole discretion over the personnel moves of the...
Jay Cutler facing dilemma after FDA approves Pick-6 vaccine
CHICAGO – NFL quarterback and anti-vaxxer Jay Cutler has found himself in quite a bind in light of...
Cubs hire baseball’s first TOOTBLAN Avoidance Coach
MESA, AZ – Theo Epstein is innovating baseball again. The Chicago Cubs mastermind announced today that he has...
SEAL Team 6 rescues Joe Thomas from Browns in daring midnight raid
BEREA, OH – Joe Thomas is free from the Cleveland Browns. The 10-time Pro Bowler was rescued early...
Kyle Schwarber announces retirement from Cubs to pursue career in beer-league softball
MESA, AZ — After helping the Chicago Cubs to the World Series title, Kyle Schwarber announced Tuesday that he’s...
Pelicans land Jahlil Okafor by sending used Nissan Sentra to Sixers
NEW ORLEANS – The Pelicans have added another young big man to their lineup today, acquiring Sixers center Jahlil...
DeMarcus Cousins-to-Pelicans trade voided after Kings GM fails to pass mental health check
SACRAMENTO – The Sacramento Kings agreed to trade star center DeMarcus Cousins to the New Orleans Pelicans late...
NBA All-Star Game champion Western Conference announces it will not accept invitation to Trump White House
NEW ORLEANS – Fresh off a victory in the 2017 NBA All-Star Game, the Western Conference team has...
Eastern Conference All-Stars hold closed-door meeting with LeBron to ask if another team could go to the Finals this year
NEW ORLEANS – All-Star players from nine Eastern Conference teams spoke with LeBron James in a closed-door locker meeting last...
