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Vin Scully says he’s filling his days now “smoking weed and chasing ass”
(SP) – Former Dodgers broadcaster Vin Scully is three weeks into his first baseball season in 67 years...
Report: Fox likely to replace Bill O’Reilly in 8 pm timeslot with Skip Bayless
(SP) – According to multiple reports, Fox is leaning towards filling Bill O’Reilly’s spot on Fox News with...
10 Upcoming NY Post Headlines About Carmelo Anthony, La La and the Pregnant Stripper
5 Reasons Your NHL Team Could Win the Cup! (or every hockey playoff preview article)
Middle East promises sustained peace after U.S. threatens to send Skip Bayless
(SP) – A major breakthrough towards peace may be at hand after warring factions throughout the Middle East...
Report: Jets in discussions with free agent QB Phil Simms
(SP) – The New York Jets are reportedly close to inking longtime New York Giants quarterback Phil Simms...
CBS dumps Tony Romo after Dak Prescott expresses interest in future broadcasting career
(SP) – Tony Romo’s broadcasting career is in limbo after his deal with CBS to join their NFL...
Charles Barkley predicts Pitt will get eliminated from NCAA Tournament in 1st Round
(SP) – Basketball analyst Charles Barkley attempted to handicap the 2017 NCAA Tournament field for CBS on Sunday evening...
ESPN fires Joe Lunardi after discovering he has been practicing bracketology without a license
BRISTOL, CT – ESPN has parted ways with Joe Lunardi, the network’s longtime bracketologist, after an internal review...
Mad Lib: Why This Is The Year The Capitals Will Win The Stanley Cup
The Actual Script for Every Sports Movie Ever Made
TNT asks Shaq to stop JaVale McGee feud before he embarrasses himself by recording a diss track
ATLANTA – The feud between NBA on TNT personality Shaquille O’Neal and Golden State Warriors center JaVale McGee...
Chris Christie clearly angling for sports radio job with new executive order declaring Eli Manning overrated
TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey governor Chris Christie is beginning to make it clear that he plans to...
ESPN’s Trade Machine named new GM of the Knicks
NEW YORK – Team president Phil Jackson no longer has sole discretion over the personnel moves of the...