Pregnant stripper: “Carmelo had a shoot-first mentality”
Carmelo surprisingly takes it to the hole hard and gets an and-1
Stripper: “I don’t expect Carmelo to bring me a ring”
Carmelo f–ks around, gets some baby trouble
Carmelo’s baby expected to be out before next year’s playoffs
Kevin Garnett: “Babies love to eat Honey Nut Cheerios”
Pregnant stripper: “I hope the baby somehow looks like Kristaps Prozingis”
Phil Jackson congratulates Carmelo Anthony on adding a member to his “posse”
Carmelo-stripper fetus already developed enough to feel disappointment in the Knicks
