The 2017 Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way is at a close and the winner is …
SUNDRESSES!!!!
Sundresses, the lightweight, casual dresses worn in warm weather, had an impressive run through the field. In Round 1, they defeated People Named “Gary,” 69-31. Round 2 saw a crushing beat down of Arby’s, 72-28. In the Sweet 16 it was even a bigger victory, 77-23, over Claymation. The Elite Eight brought Sundresses its closest match-up, a 55-45 win over Wi-Fi. Then it was on to the Final Four where it defeated Sex With The Lights On, 56-44, before taking down Inheriting Money decisively in the Championship by the final score of 55-45.
Sundresses now joins this list of prestigious winners.
Random Things Champions All-Time
2017: Sundresses defeated Inheriting Money
2016: The Nickname “Chief” defeated Wiffleball
2015: Freedom defeated Hand Jobs
2014: Former President James K. Polk defeated MILFs
Thank you all for participating. See you back again next year for more Random Things.
Sundresses were the class of this years tourney. 100% deserved. https://t.co/WJssy3oZMi
— TW (@TWeso11) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle The Cinderella story of this suprise 16th seed going on to win will make one epic movie
— My mind blows minds (@DetroitBig) April 4, 2017
— Jebadiah Katt (@thee_norm) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle Freedom over hand jobs was an all timer
— Boyce Dauby (@daubywan) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle The nickname chief still the ?
— Josh Sanders (@_JoshSanders) April 4, 2017
I had WiFi all the way in my bracket. Can't hate though sundresses can't be beat. https://t.co/7o9fq67Hql
— Caleb Sealion (@doseofcaleb) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle A 16-seed winning it all. This would have busted a lot of fail-brackets.
— Steven (@sfets79) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle Now we need a E:60 and endless debate about which winner is the greatest all time and how sundresses would have fared in the 2014 Bracket.
— Dustbowldano (@DustbowlDano) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle Still can't believe James J. Polk beat out MILFs
— Justin Norris (@JustinNorris23) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle it's been 2 years and I still can't believe hand jobs lost
— Matthew Walburg (@MattWalburg) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle Lamer than Polk ??
— ⓛⓔⓧⓘ (@leftyleffler) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle My great great great great great uncle was the '14 winner!
— The Fixer, Esq (@atlantafixer) April 4, 2017
Sundresses, "Chief", and Freedom are all great champions, but nothing will ever match James K Polk's impressive title run in 2014 https://t.co/ZfITtJldib
— Kevin Craig (@TheKCraig) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle Idk how much engagement you get from this, but it's always very funny. Thanks for another great year of random things.
— Connor Holt (@ConnorPHolt) April 4, 2017
I feel so honored to participate in this each year https://t.co/nlEij10tHv
— Jake Nagy (@jakenagy98) April 4, 2017
@sportspickle "I would just like to thank God, my family, and Old Navy" pic.twitter.com/1jYaqudYep
— Ty Gretzky (@TyKRice) April 4, 2017
#SquadGoals pic.twitter.com/SVKJEuSChR
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) April 4, 2017
