The 2017 Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way is at a close and the winner is …

SUNDRESSES!!!!

Sundresses, the lightweight, casual dresses worn in warm weather, had an impressive run through the field.  In Round 1, they defeated People Named “Gary,” 69-31. Round 2 saw a crushing beat down of Arby’s, 72-28. In the Sweet 16 it was even a bigger victory, 77-23, over Claymation. The Elite Eight brought Sundresses its closest match-up, a 55-45 win over Wi-Fi. Then it was on to the Final Four where it defeated Sex With The Lights On, 56-44, before taking down Inheriting Money decisively in the Championship by the final score of 55-45.

Sundresses now joins this list of prestigious winners.

Random Things Champions All-Time

2017: Sundresses defeated Inheriting Money

2016: The Nickname “Chief” defeated Wiffleball

2015: Freedom defeated Hand Jobs

2014: Former President James K. Polk defeated MILFs

Thank you all for participating. See you back again next year for more Random Things.

Sundresses were the class of this years tourney. 100% deserved. https://t.co/WJssy3oZMi

— National Champ To You (@TWeso11) April 4, 2017

The Cinderella story of this suprise 16th seed going on to win will make one epic movie

— Always finish inSeider (@DbigRedWingsFan) April 4, 2017

#H16TORY

— just jeb (@thee_norm) April 4, 2017

Freedom over hand jobs was an all timer

— Boyce Dauby (@daubywan) April 4, 2017

The nickname chief still the 🐐

— Josh Sanders (@_JoshSanders) April 4, 2017

https://twitter.com/doseofcaleb/status/849111805825871872

https://twitter.com/sfets79/status/849112876069658624

https://twitter.com/DustbowlDano/status/849115186896150528

Still can't believe James J. Polk beat out MILFs

— Justin Norris (@JWTNorris) April 4, 2017

it's been 2 years and I still can't believe hand jobs lost

— Matt Walburg (@MattWalburg) April 4, 2017

https://twitter.com/leftyleffler/status/849115699834486784

My great great great great great uncle was the '14 winner!

— The Fixer, Esquire (@TheFixerESQ) April 4, 2017

https://twitter.com/TheKCraig/status/849112670108344320

Idk how much engagement you get from this, but it's always very funny. Thanks for another great year of random things.

— Connor (@ConnorPHolt) April 4, 2017

I feel so honored to participate in this each year https://t.co/nlEij10tHv

— Jake Nagy (@jakenagy98) April 4, 2017

"I would just like to thank God, my family, and Old Navy" pic.twitter.com/1jYaqudYep

— Tyler Rice (@TyKRice) April 4, 2017

#SquadGoals pic.twitter.com/SVKJEuSChR

— The Pickle (@sportspickle) April 4, 2017

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