Thanks to a random decision with no thought put into it at all, all of this year’s random things will be voted for on Twitter. Here is the 1st Round of the first region. Three more regions to come …
1 – the abbreviation SZN vs. 16 – webbed toes
Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren't Related in Any Way – Nose Hair Region: Round 1
1 – the abbreviation SZN
16 – webbed toesThe abbreviation SZN is an abbreviation of the word "season".
Webbed toes are toes with extra skin between them.#BracketOfRandomThings
— The Pickle (@sportspickle) March 15, 2018
You can vote on all of the other Nose Hair Region matchups via the thread above on Twitter …
8 – refried beans vs. 9 – sneakerheads
5 – Fortnite vs. 12 – veterans of foreign wars
4 – curling vs. 13 – Portland (Maine, not Oregon)
6 – feminism vs. 11 – Tiki torches
3 – tableside guac vs. 14 – Tiffany Trump
7 – loooming death vs. 10 – cauliflower
2 – that actor you’ve seen in something else before vs. 15 – being age 26
Good luck to all!