Fireplace Region
1 – boneless wings
vs.
16 – libertarians
Boneless wings are chicken “wings” that don’t have bones.
Libertarians are people who espouse a political philosophy of free will and very limited government.
8 – nipples
vs.
9 – YouTube ads that let you click out of them after 5 seconds
Nipples are the projection of flesh on the breasts of mammals.
YouTube ads that let you click out of them after 5 seconds are YouTube ads that let you click out of them after 5 seconds.
5 – flying squirrels
vs.
12 – the olden times
Flying squirrels are squirrels that can glide through the air using webbed skin between their legs and torso.
The olden times are the times of old.
4 – “A Christmas Story”
vs.
13 – Lend-Lease Act
“A Christmas Story” is a 1981 movie about a boy and his family at Christmas.
Lend-Lease Act was a 1941 piece of legislation that enabled the United States to provide foreign countries with aid during World War II.
6 – corned beef
vs.
11 – the sound “kerplunk”
Corned beef is a salt-cured beef product.
The sound “kerplunk” is the sound “kerplunk.”
3 – taxation with representation
vs.
14 – when the beat drops
Taxation with representation is getting taxed by the government while being represented in government by democratically-elected officials.
When the beat drops is when the beat drops in a song.
7 – viral memes
vs.
10 – gut flora
Virals memes are pieces of Internet content that quickly spread throughout the web and are modified along the way.
Gut flora, also called intestinal bacteria, are bacteria in the intestines that aid in the digestion of food and the absorption of nutrients.
2 – IPAs
vs.
15 – Bernie Sanders
IPAs are a style of beer with extra hops.
Bernie Sanders is a United States senator from Vermont.
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