Final Four

9 – inheriting money

vs.

8 – nipples

Inheriting money is getting money from someone who dies. (Round 1: defeated Birth Control, 64-36. Round 2: defeated Nunchuks, 65-35. Sweet 16: defeated The Moon, 61-39. Elite Eight: defeated The Troops, 57-43.)

Nipples are the projection of flesh on the breasts of mammals. (Round 1: defeated YouTube Ads That Let You Click Out Of Them After 5 Seconds, 52-48. Round 2: defeated Boneless Wings, 54-46. Sweet 16: defeated Flying Squirrels, 62-38. Elite Eight: defeated The Sound “Kerplunk,” 53-47.)

6 – sex with the lights on

vs.

16 – sundresses

Sex with the lights on is having sex with all of the lights on. (Round 1: defeated Topsoil, 69-31. Round 2: defeated Nouns, 70-30. Sweet 16: defeated Mesh Shorts, 58-42. Elite Eight: defeated Procrastination, 56-44.)

Sundresses are lightweight, casual dresses worn in warm weather. (Round 1: defeated People Named “Gary,” 69-31. Round 2: defeated Arby’s, 72-28. Sweet 16: defeated Claymation, 77-23. Elite Eight: defeated Wi-Fi, 55-45.)

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