Coastal elites like to think that beauty and high fashion is only found in their glittering cities. This is a lie. Each year the world of Minnesota high school hockey proves that the greatest styles — at least when it comes to hairstyles — is found in the State of Hockey.

Behold this year’s flow:

Congratulations to Reagan on getting No. 1. It’s time to put that guy on Mt. Flowmore.

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