Tick Tock Regional Final

9 – inheriting money

vs.

7 – the troops

Inheriting money is getting money from someone who dies. (Round 1: defeated Birth Control, 64-36. Round 2: defeated Nunchuks, 65-35. Sweet 16: defeated The Moon, 61-39.)

The troops are the troops. (Round 1: defeated Your Hot Cousin, 60-40. Round 2: defeated Dying In Your Sleep, 62-38. Sweet 16: defeated Gay Wildlife, 59-41.)


Fireplace Regional Final

8 – nipples

vs.

11 – the sound “kerplunk”

Nipples are the projection of flesh on the breasts of mammals. (Round 1: defeated YouTube Ads That Let You Click Out Of Them After 5 Seconds, 52-48. Round 2: defeated Boneless Wings, 54-46. Sweet 16: defeated Flying Squirrels, 62-38.)

The sound “kerplunk” is the sound “kerplunk.” (Round 1: defeated Corned Beef, 72-28. Round 2: defeated When The Beat Drops, 61-39. Sweet 16: defeated Viral Memes, 64-36.)


Suge Knight Regional Final

1 – procrastination

vs.

6 – sex with the lights on

Procrastination is the act of delaying an action until a later time. (Round 1: defeated The Amish, 69-31. Round 2: defeated Fjords, 58-42. Sweet 16: defeated Fat Lever, 65-35.)

Sex with the lights on is having sex with all of the lights on. (Round 1: defeated Topsoil, 69-31. Round 2: defeated Nouns, 70-30. Sweet 16: defeated Mesh Shorts, 58-42.)

Venetian Blinds Regional Final

16 – sundresses

vs.

15 – Wi-Fi

Sundresses are lightweight, casual dresses worn in warm weather. (Round 1: defeated People Named “Gary,” 69-31. Round 2: defeated Arby’s, 72-28. Sweet 16: defeated Claymation, 77-23.)

Wi-Fi is a technology that allows for wireless connection to the Internet. (Round 1: defeated Mr. Snuffleupaugus, 60-40. Round 2: defeated Pipes, 68-32. Sweet 16: defeated Vintage Pornography, 73-27.)


 

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