Let me guess. You didn’t start any of these guys in Week 2. MORON.
QB – Trevor Siemian, Broncos: 22-for-32, 231 yards, 4 TD, 1 INT, 14 rushing yards
So you think Trevor Siemian is a bad quarterback just because he sucked at Northwestern for four years and the Broncos have been trying to replace him every year since he fell into the starting job? You’re overthinking things again, dummy.
RB – Chris Thompson, Washington: 106 total yards, 2 TD
Let me guess: you drafted a different running back in the 1st or 2nd Round of your draft when the great Chris Thompson was just sitting there? MORON.
RB – Jalen Richard, Raiders: 109 total yards, TD
You probably thought Marshawn Lynch was the better Raiders back to play this week, huh? Your tastes are so lame and mainstream.
WR – Jermaine Kearse, Jets: 4 catches, 64 yards, 2 TD
The Jets picked up Kearse when he was available and you didn’t. That means you’re dumber than the Jets. Wow. New low for you.
WR – J.J. Nelson, Cardinals: 5 catches, 120 yards, TD
So what that Carson Palmer only completes five passes a game? If you had put some thought into it, you could have figured out that those five were going to Nelson in Week 2.
TE – David Njoku, Browns: 3 catches, 27 yards, TD
I don’t think anyone predicted this kind of game for him.
Flex – Brandon Coleman, Saints: 4 catches, 82 yards, TD
This was so easy to predict. When you didn’t start Saints receiver Bradley Smallman on your fantasy team, you informed the world you’re a total dipshit.