The 2017 Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way is at a close and the winner is …
SUNDRESSES!!!!
Sundresses, the lightweight, casual dresses worn in warm weather, had an impressive run through the field. In Round 1, they defeated People Named “Gary,” 69-31. Round 2 saw a crushing beat down of Arby’s, 72-28. In the Sweet 16 it was even a bigger victory, 77-23, over Claymation. The Elite Eight brought Sundresses its closest match-up, a 55-45 win over Wi-Fi. Then it was on to the Final Four where it defeated Sex With The Lights On, 56-44, before taking down Inheriting Money decisively in the Championship by the final score of 55-45.
Sundresses now joins this list of prestigious winners.
Random Things Champions All-Time
2017: Sundresses defeated Inheriting Money
2016: The Nickname “Chief” defeated Wiffleball
2015: Freedom defeated Hand Jobs
2014: Former President James K. Polk defeated MILFs
Thank you all for participating. See you back again next year for more Random Things.
Sundresses were the class of this years tourney. 100% deserved. https://t.co/WJssy3oZMi
— National Champ To You (@TWeso11) April 4, 2017
The Cinderella story of this suprise 16th seed going on to win will make one epic movie
— Always finish inSeider (@DbigRedWingsFan) April 4, 2017
— just jeb (@thee_norm) April 4, 2017
Freedom over hand jobs was an all timer
— Boyce Dauby (@daubywan) April 4, 2017
The nickname chief still the 🐐
— Josh Sanders (@_JoshSanders) April 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/doseofcaleb/status/849111805825871872
https://twitter.com/sfets79/status/849112876069658624
https://twitter.com/DustbowlDano/status/849115186896150528
Still can't believe James J. Polk beat out MILFs
— Justin Norris (@JWTNorris) April 4, 2017
it's been 2 years and I still can't believe hand jobs lost
— Matt Walburg (@MattWalburg) April 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/leftyleffler/status/849115699834486784
My great great great great great uncle was the '14 winner!
— The Fixer, Esquire (@TheFixerESQ) April 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheKCraig/status/849112670108344320
Idk how much engagement you get from this, but it's always very funny. Thanks for another great year of random things.
— Connor (@ConnorPHolt) April 4, 2017
I feel so honored to participate in this each year https://t.co/nlEij10tHv
— Jake Nagy (@jakenagy98) April 4, 2017
"I would just like to thank God, my family, and Old Navy" pic.twitter.com/1jYaqudYep
— Tyler Rice (@TyKRice) April 4, 2017
#SquadGoals pic.twitter.com/SVKJEuSChR
— The Pickle (@sportspickle) April 4, 2017
