Tick Tock Region

9 – inheriting money

vs.

13 – the moon

Inheriting money is getting money from someone who dies. (Round 1: defeated Birth Control, 64-36. Round 2: defeated Nunchuks, 65-35.)

The moon is the large body that orbits Earth. (Round 1: defeated Sunny Delight, 51-49. Round 2: defeated Driftwood, 64-36.)


6 – gay wildlife

vs.

7 – the troops

Gay wildlife are wildlife that are attracted to the same sex. (Round 1: defeated Red Lobster, 54-46. Round 2: defeated Anal Bleaching, 67-33.)

The troops are the troops. (Round 1: defeated Your Hot Cousin, 60-40. Round 2: defeated Dying In Your Sleep, 62-38)


Fireplace Region

8 – nipples

vs.

5 – flying squirrels

Nipples are the projection of flesh on the breasts of mammals. (Round 1: defeated YouTube Ads That Let You Click Out Of Them After 5 Seconds, 52-48. Round 2: defeated Boneless Wings, 54-46.)

Flying squirrels are squirrels that can glide through the air using webbed skin between their legs and torso. (Round 1: defeated The Olden Times, 55-45. Round 2: defeated “A Christmas Story,” 63-37.)


11 – the sound “kerplunk”

vs.

14 – viral memes

The sound “kerplunk” is the sound “kerplunk.” (Round 1: defeated Corned Beef, 72-28. Round 2: defeated When The Beat Drops, 61-39.)

Virals memes are pieces of Internet content that quickly spread throughout the web and are modified along the way. (Round 1: defeated Gut Flora, 55-45. Round 2: defeated IPAs, 62-38.)


Suge Knight Region

1 – procrastination

vs.

12 – Fat Lever

Procrastination is the act of delaying an action until a later time. (Round 1: defeated The Amish, 69-31. Round 2: defeated Fjords, 58-42.)

Fat Lever was an NBA player from 1982 to 1994. (Round 1: defeated Pork Rinds, 62-38. Round 2: defeated Roku, 67-33.)


6 – sex with all of the lights on

vs.

2 – mesh shorts

Sex with the lights on is having sex with all of the lights on. (Round 1: defeated Topsoil, 69-31. Round 2: defeated Nouns, 70-30.)

Mesh shorts are athletic shorts  made of a breathable fabric. (Round 1: defeated William Shakespeare, 69-31. Round 2: defeated Your Liver, 51-49.)


Venetian Blinds Region

16 – sundresses

vs.

4 – claymation

Sundresses are lightweight, casual dresses worn in warm weather. (Round 1: defeated People Named “Gary,” 69-31. Round 2: defeated Arby’s, 72-28.)

Claymation is a form of stop-motion animation using clay. (Round 1: defeated Israel, 64-36. Round 2: defeated eSports, 74-26.)


11 – vintage pornography

vs.

15 – Wi-Fi

Vintage pornography is pornography from decades ago. (Round 1: defeated Matter, 52-48. Round 2: defeated Dry Heaving, 71-29.)

Wi-Fi is a technology that allows for wireless connection to the Internet. (Round 1: defeated Mr. Snuffleupaugus, 60-40. Round 2: defeated Pipes, 68-32.)


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