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1 – boneless wings

vs.

16 – libertarians

Boneless wings are chicken “wings” that don’t have bones.

Libertarians are people who espouse a political philosophy of free will and very limited government.


8 – nipples

vs.

9 – YouTube ads that let you click out of them after 5 seconds

Nipples are the projection of flesh on the breasts of mammals.

YouTube ads that let you click out of them after 5 seconds are YouTube ads that let you click out of them after 5 seconds.


5 – flying squirrels

vs.

12 – the olden times

Flying squirrels are squirrels that can glide through the air using webbed skin between their legs and torso.

The olden times are the times of old.


4 – “A Christmas Story”

vs.

13 – Lend-Lease Act

“A Christmas Story” is a 1981 movie about a boy and his family at Christmas.

Lend-Lease Act was a 1941 piece of legislation that enabled the United States to provide foreign countries with aid during World War II.


6 – corned beef

vs.

11 – the sound “kerplunk”

Corned beef is a salt-cured beef product.

The sound “kerplunk” is the sound “kerplunk.”


3 – taxation with representation

vs.

14 – when the beat drops

Taxation with representation is getting taxed by the government while being represented in government by democratically-elected officials.

When the beat drops is when the beat drops in a song.


7 – viral memes

vs.

10 – gut flora

Virals memes are pieces of Internet content that quickly spread throughout the web and are modified along the way.

Gut flora, also called intestinal bacteria, are bacteria in the intestines that aid in the digestion of food and the absorption of nutrients.


2 – IPAs

vs.

15 – Bernie Sanders

IPAs are a style of beer with extra hops.

Bernie Sanders is a United States senator from Vermont.


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