Congratulations to Glenn Robinson III on winning the NBA Dunk Contest. However, the dunk contest for decades has been undeniably bad. Sad!
Here are 14 ways to fix it.
#1 – Raise the level of difficulty by going Dizzy Bat-style with alcohol.
hold it after the NBA Drunk Contest
— Chris Brown (@breezyunicorn15) February 17, 2017
#2 – Raise the stakes Bud Selig-style.
https://twitter.com/_PDshow/status/832663343592775681
NBA Mascot Dunk Contest…winner gets 1st draft pick.#ThisTimeItMatters
— Andrew Panos (@ajpanos) February 17, 2017
#3 – Raise the stakes Roger Goodell-style.
impose a 40,000$ fine on any failed dunk attempt
— Cam (@campeterson3) February 17, 2017
#4 – Supplement it with a celebration of FUNdamentals.
https://twitter.com/Tony_Matoszka/status/832662375870382081
#5 – Make it interactive.
https://twitter.com/PatchouliJim/status/832662712073146369
#6 – Let fat guys dunk.
#7 – Let even fatter guys dunk.
https://twitter.com/alitt27/status/832774333961482240
#8 – Add tiny celebrities.
https://twitter.com/IRodC/status/832669132373925890
#9 – Add tiny basketball players.
Seriously, what about a 6 foot and under 'group' bracket and 6 one and over with each winner facing off in final? Loved Spud Y
— John Coletta (@JohnColetta00) February 18, 2017
#10 – Add the exciting element of imminent death.
the paint is a little pool filled with stingrays
— Matthew (@JarJarStinkz) February 17, 2017
two words: Flaming Hoop
— Jshizzy (@JeffShizzy) February 18, 2017
make them jump over a pool full of man eating sharks.
— Cody (@new_orleansjazz) February 17, 2017
#11 – Put the dunk contest in the Olympics.
Hold it every four years.
— Robert (@SunnySoCalRob25) February 19, 2017
#12 – Put LeBron in the contest.
Each dunker has a 10 foot head start on LeBron trying to block it https://t.co/Z09CTMwF5D
— Clark (@UofClark) February 17, 2017
#13 – Humiliate Skip Bayless and/or Twitter eggs.
Make each dunk trigger the platform on a dunk tank that outraged internet users are sitting on https://t.co/bSTS1I5zyT
— Jesse Morgan (@jcmorgan) February 17, 2017
#14 – Do something that could actually work.
play a game horse with dunks
— Biggus Dickus (@chicdigme) February 17, 2017
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