Congratulations to Glenn Robinson III on winning the NBA Dunk Contest. However, the dunk contest for decades has been undeniably bad. Sad!

Here are 14 ways to fix it.

#1 – Raise the level of difficulty by going Dizzy Bat-style with alcohol. 

#2 – Raise the stakes Bud Selig-style.

#3 – Raise the stakes Roger Goodell-style.

#4 – Supplement it with a celebration of FUNdamentals.

#5 – Make it interactive. 

#6 – Let fat guys dunk.

#7 – Let even fatter guys dunk. 

#8 – Add tiny celebrities.

#9 – Add tiny basketball players.

#10 – Add the exciting element of imminent death. 

#11 – Put the dunk contest in the Olympics. 

#12 – Put LeBron in the contest. 

#13 – Humiliate Skip Bayless and/or Twitter eggs.

#14 – Do something that could actually work.