The history of Duke basketball is putting absolutely loathsome players on the court year after year. Now you can find out which of these despicable humans is most like you. Let the self-hating begin!
If you had to pick one, which would be your go-to move?
How tall are you?
Which term would your detractors say best describes you?
How punchable is your face?
How overrated are you?
What is your greatest physical flaw?
What is your biggest interest outside of basketball?