Baker Mayfield’s provisional government struggling to maintain control of Ohio territory
(SP) – Three days after planting the flag of Oklahoma onto the turf at Ohio Stadium in Columbus,...
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NCAA strips Miami Hurricanes of 10 scholarships for lack of institutional control, repeated hurricanes
(SP) – The NCAA announced today that the Miami Hurricanes football program will be stripped of 10 scholarships...
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Texas legislature moves to ban football beyond the HS level for “emotional well-being” of the state
(SP) – The Texas State Legislature held an emergency session this morning to draft legislation that would ban...
Texans cut J.J. Watt for focusing on Houston fundraising efforts instead of football
HOUSTON – The Texans announced this evening that they have cut standout defensive end J.J. Watt, citing concerns he...
RG3 certain he’s not being signed by NFL teams because of his political statements in favor of Subway sandwiches
(SP) – While Colin Kaepernick continues to gain headlines over his lack of a job in the NFL, another...
Report: Browns, Jets to boldly attempt to use quarterbacks again this season
(SP) – The Cleveland Browns and New York Jets have both announced they plan to start quarterbacks again...
Jaguars confident that Blake Bortles’ respect for the national anthem will get them into the playoffs
(SP) – Jaguars head coach Doug Marrone named Blake Bortles the team’s starting quarterback today, putting a talented...
Desperate Jaguars head coach names Peyton Manning starting QB
(SP) – Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Doug Marrone made it clear today that he is not happy with...
Woke kick returner wondering why no one is talking about his years-long kneeling protest
(SP) – NFL kick returner and apparent years-long activist Ted Ginn spoke out today to question why Colin...
LeBron demands trade to Celtics: “You’ll never be rid of me, Kyrie”
(SP) – LeBron James met with Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert early this morning to demand that he...
Shitty QB’s agent reminds him to always stand for the national anthem
(SP) – According to multiple reports, the agents of the NFL’s many shitty quarterbacks have been repeatedly reminding...
Divided America agrees that RG3 statue should probably come down
(SP) – While the United States remains strongly divided on racial issues and as the debate over removing...
Conor McGregor feeling confident after watching several boxing instructional videos on YouTube
(SP) – Conor McGregor stated today that he feels more confident than ever that he will defeat Floyd...
