Report: No one knows if any of the 2017 NFL Draft QBs will be good or bad
PHILADELPHIA — With the 2017 NFL Draft set to be held in Philadelphia in just three months, many NFL scouts...
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BREAKING: Trump to replace Obamacare with NFL’s Heads Up Football initiative
WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump will announce the replace portion of his “repeal and replace” pledge for the Affordable...
Tom Brady says he’s “motivated to win my first Super Bowl without cheati- … shit”
FOXBOROUGH, MA — New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady spoke with reporters this morning about his seventh trip to the...
Russell Westbrook reminds hired assassin that Kevin Durant’s death must look like an accident
OKLAHOMA CITY — Oklahoma City point guard Russell Westbrook gave an important parting reminder today to the man he hired...
Ben Roethlisberger discloses he’s been given between 1 and 700 months to live
PITTSBURGH — Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger revealed today that he has a fatal condition that could claim his life at...
Aaron Rodgers’ parents spotted taking Matt Ryan out for ice cream
ATLANTA — Aaron Rodgers’ troubled relationship with his family may have hit a new low this week after his parents...
Texans asking Osweiler to renegotiate his contract so they can sign anyone better than him
HOUSTON — Texans general manager Rick Smith confirmed today that the team will seek to lessen the cap hit of...
Report: City of Los Angeles eyeing move to get away from Rams and Chargers
LOS ANGELES — The City of Los Angeles is weighing its options to relocate to a new area of the...
Carmelo Anthony officially asks Knicks to trade him back to Team USA
NEW YORK — Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony is looking to move on from the organization. In the midst of just...
Alabama reloads by signing first-ever 6-star recruit with multiple superpowers
TUSCALOOSA, AL — The Alabama Crimson Tide fell short of winning their fifth national championship in eight years against Clemson,...
Grayson Allen hoping to inspire other privileged dickheads that they can also overcome minor obstacles
DURHAM, NC — Duke guard Grayson Allen returned Wednesday night from an indefinite suspension (that turned out to be for...
Chip Kelly says he’s willing to run your fantasy team to prove he’s still got it
SAN FRANCISCO — Former Philadelphia Eagles and San Francisco 49ers head coach Chip Kelly wants you to know that he...
Lane Kiffin reportedly planning to sue Alabama to prevent them from using his “good plays”
TUSCALOOSA, AL — Lane Kiffin has been relieved of his duties as Alabama’s offensive coordinator before next week’s national championship...
Study: SEC fans easily duped by fake news articles claiming the SEC is good at football
NEW YORK — A study by the Center for Accuracy in News Media (CANM) released findings today showing that people...
