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VIDEO: Ray Lewis: “There’s some things you can cover up. And then there’s some things you can’t.”

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Real Transcript of Ray Lewis Responding to Question About Whether He’s Similar to Ray Rice

Suzy Kolber: The Ravens, as an organization, have cut [Ray Rice]. They’ve cut ties. They stood behind you. People will try to draw this comparison. How do you see that? Continue Reading →
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Miami Hurricanes Hire Recording of Ray Lewis Yelling About Stuff as New Head Coach

The Miami Hurricanes announced today that they have relieved head football coach Al Golden of his duties. The program’s new head coach will be a recording turned all the way up ... Continue Reading →
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Google is Mean to America’s Crappiest Sports Teams and Athletes

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Bill Walton Makes Ray Lewis/Limousine Mention

Fleeing a double murder ZING! Continue Reading →
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Ravens Hold Parade to Celebrate No Longer Officially Being Associated with Ray Lewis

Tens of thousands of Ravens fans packed the streets of Baltimore on Tuesday to celebrate the fact their beloved franchise will no longer be officially associated with Ray Lewis, one ... Continue Reading →
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Baltimore Cop Does the Ray Lewis Dance

She should destroy all evidence of this tape. Continue Reading →
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Sports Media Missed Obvious Ray Lewis Deer Antler Spray Warning Signs

Sports media: asleep at the wheel on steroids since 1990. Continue Reading →
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Maryland: The Naive State

They’re really going to be upset when it breaks that Cal Ripken, Jr. took roids. Continue Reading →
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The Lord Very Disillusioned by Ray Lewis Steroids Allegations

The Lord says He is very upset over a report in Sports Illustrated that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis used deer antler spray, which contains an illegal performance enhancer, ... Continue Reading →
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Ray Lewis Plays in Pro Bowl After Hearing There Are Cameras There

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis became the first player in NFL history to play in a Pro Bowl in the same season as his team will play in the Super Bowl Sunday night when he took ... Continue Reading →
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Ravens Release Ray Lewis: “He has become a distraction”

by Ross Snow In wake of the increasingly excessive, round-the-clock coverage of Ray Lewis' retirement, career, and legacy, the Baltimore Ravens have decided to cut ties with the ... Continue Reading →
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Ray Lewis Tribute Haircut

It needs to be hooked up to a hose for a real-life crying effect. Continue Reading →
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God Distances Himself from Ray Lewis

God, the creator of everything, made a rare appearance today when he descended to a hill in suburban Baltimore for a hastily arranged press conference. "I just want to go on record ... Continue Reading →
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Ray Lewis’ Butt Crack

Thank you, Jesus, for allowing him to poop. Continue Reading →
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God Cares About Ray Lewis Above All Else

Wouldn’t the creator of the world be more of a soccer fan? Continue Reading →
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Underwater Ray Lewis Dance

That guy is as quick as current day Ray Lewis. Continue Reading →
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Ray Lewis Anti-Tribute

He wasn't always God's Linebacker. Continue Reading →