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NASCAR in Talks with Dale, Jr. and Danica Patrick to Conceive a Super-Marketable Baby

NASCAR officials are reportedly close to a deal with Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and Danica Patrick in which the circuit’s two most popular names will engage in intercourse in order to ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Bad British Commentary of NASCAR

Bad how? That commentary actually makes NASCAR much more watchable. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Cameraman Taken Out by Wheel That Flies Off of Rally Car

The driver is pretty abusive with paparazzi. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Darrell Waltrip Defends Jimmie Johnson While Bringing Up Donovan McNabb’s Vomiting

Terrell Owens just became a big NASCAR fan. Continue Reading →
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Google is Mean to America’s Crappiest Sports Teams and Athletes

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Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Signs with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Sports Agency

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. became the latest big name in sports to sign on with Jay-Z's Roc Nation Sports Agency and the first from the world of NASCAR. "I feel like my brand is ... Continue Reading →
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Danica Patrick Crashed Out by Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse

That is some aggressive foreplay. Continue Reading →
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European Auto Race Halted Due to Giant Track Dong

You can’t drive over a penis. That’s just wrong. Continue Reading →
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The 25 Least Powerful People in Sports

The sports world has many powerful figures. Roger Goodell. David Stern. Phil Knight. Scott Boras. But the powerful can’t be powerful if there aren’t nearby powerless to ... Continue Reading →
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Jeff Gordon Makes a Fun Commercial Where He Nearly Kills a Man Driving

No one wants to die covered in Pepsi Max. Continue Reading →
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Man Jumps Over Speeding Lamborghini

Okay. I'll watch NASCAR if they add this to it. Continue Reading →
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NASCAR Now Courting the Adult Film Audience

Danica Patrick should file a harassment lawsuit. Continue Reading →
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Danica Patrick’s Car Out for the Season with Torn Engine

Danica Patrick's car is out for Sunday's Fresh Fit 500, and is likely out for the season, after suffering what mechanics believe to be a torn engine. A look under the hood ... Continue Reading →
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Taiwanese Animation of NASCAR Crash at Daytona

That seems like an unrealistic amount of blood. Continue Reading →
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50 Cent Kisses Erin Andrews at the Daytona 500

NASCAR doesn't care about black people. Continue Reading →
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Jimmie Johnson’s Daytona 500 Victory Expected to Grow the Sport Among Men

NASCAR officials hope the sport of stock car racing will gain huge visibility among men following Jimmie Johnson's victory Sunday in the Daytona 500. "I don't want ... Continue Reading →
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Danica Patrick Motivated to Prove That Women Can Drive Cars

Danica Patrick will start from the pole position in Sunday's Daytona 500, motivated to become the first woman to win the prestigious race. "Women have always heard how we're ... Continue Reading →
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The Funniest Athlete Tweets of 2012

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