Athletes get a lot of fan mail. Here we share with you correspondence between sports personalities and their adoring public.

Dear Playboy Magazine –

I am writing to you to clarify my refusal to be a member of the Playboy All-American Team.

It is true that I do not support Playboy magazine. Why do you waste pages in your magazine on football players? Like I want to look at a bunch of muscled dudes. Hustler doesn’t do that. Neither does Penthouse, Jug or Hairless Asian Clams Digest – all magazines to which I subscribe.

And I would support Playboy, too, if you’d get rid of the gay football crap and fill it with nothing but naked titties and poon from cover to cover.

Holyily,

Tim Tebow