NFL Asks Peyton Manning to Keep Hidden for a Few Months Whatever Horrible Crimes He’s Doing

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell sent a letter to Peyton Manning today, asking the Broncos quarterback to do “whatever is in your power to continue covering up various crimes you ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Flesh Tone + Shadows = Bad Women’s Cycling Uniforms

I can totally see their naked shins. Continue Reading →
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Today’s Reader Hot Takes

On the Angels becoming the first MLB team to clinch a playoff spot … Continue Reading →
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Griffins to Discontinue Faulty RG Line

The Griffins announced today that they will no longer produce RGs, in light of the many maintenance issues with the latest model, RGIII.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Morehead State Student Dunk Contest Goes Horribly Awry

He wanted to land on his feet, but he landed more on his head. (zing) Continue Reading →

>> SportsPickle on The Cauldron: Week 2 NFL Hangover <<

A “smart” football analyst might tell you that there are 32 NFL teams, all with different strengths and weaknesses, all with different offensive systems and defensive schemes, all ... Continue Reading →
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SportsPickle Store: The World’s Only “World’s #1 CB” T-Shirt

Prove the haters and the critics wrong. Show them you’re the world’s No. 1 CB with the “World’s #1 CB” t-shirt! Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 2

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All Athletic Children to be Incarcerated as Part of Long-Term Crime Prevention Program

In an wide-ranging agreement between the Justice Department, FBI, state police in all 50 states and municipal police forces throughout the United States, all American children with ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Rory McIlroy Hit His Drive Into a Spectator’s Pocket

Golf rules say you have to hit the guy with your club until the ball breaks loose. Continue Reading →
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Oscar Pistorius Promises New Drill Bit-Tipped Prosthetics Are Not for a Prison Escape

A South African judge has ruled Oscar Pistorius guilty of culpable homicide in the shooting death of his girlfriend. While not guilty of murder, Pistorius’ conviction can bring ... Continue Reading →
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14 Signs the Jersey You’re Wearing is Inappropriate

1. The player whose name is on the back of the jersey was involved in a violent crime. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: High School Football Coach Destroyed by Chest-Bump with Player

Hard to respect a coach who can’t withstand a simple full-speed chest bump. Continue Reading →
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Jesus Planning to Return for Derek Jeter’s Final Homestand

Jesus Christ, the son of God, member of the Holy Trinity, and Savior of the world, will reportedly make his triumphant return to Earth in order to see Derek Jeter’s final homestand ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Video of MMA Kid Includes World’s Greatest (Worst?) Internet Comment

Adult person John Smith could beat up a kid, okay? Don’t you forget it!  Continue Reading →
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20 NFL Things to be Happy About

1. Manning Face Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Here’s a Bear Dancing with a Golf Pin Flag

Bear > Tiger Continue Reading →
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Embattled Roger Goodell Issues Statement: “Hey, look over there!”

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, facing pressure from numerous organizations and high-profile media members in the wake of his handling of the Ray Rice case, issued a statement this ... Continue Reading →