Kyrie Irving expecting to play through injury: “Knee science is a conspiracy”
(SP) – Boston Celtics guard Kyrie Irving says that despite the expertise of medical professionals on his knee,...
Report: Patriots stockpiling draft picks in hopes of taking a quarterback who can catch
(SP) – According to several sources inside the New England Patriots front office, the team is loading up...
Augusta National installs artificial turf to save on mowing costs
(SP) – Augusta National Golf Club completed the installation of artificial turf throughout its 18-hole, 7,435-yard course today...
Josh Rosen’s draft stock skyrockets after he eats bowl of paint chips for room of NFL scouts
(SP) – NFL draft prospect Josh Rosen held a special workout for NFL scouts today at the UCLA...
Report: Sister Jean negotiating deal with Golden State Warriors
(SP) – Sister Jean Dolores-Schmidt, the 98-year-old nun who acts as the chaplain for the Loyola University Chicago Ramblers,...
UMBC sees spike in applications among total morons who only hear of universities through sports success
(SP) – Thanks to its historic victory over a No. 1 seed in the 1st Round of the...
Kirk Cousins: “I just feel blessed to have received a long-term deal before everyone figured out I’m not that good”
(SP) – New Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins said today that he feels “immensely blessed and fortunate” to...
Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Nose Hair Region, Round 1
Join the 2018 SportsPickle FAIL Bracket Challenge and WIN and (unsigned) Rick Pitino book!
The SportsPickle FAIL Bracket Challenge is back for the 2018 Tournament. Remember: the WORST bracket WINS. (And you...
Teddy Bridgewater announces retirement: “I didn’t do all this rehab to play for the Jets”
(SP) – Free agent NFL quarterback Teddy Bridgewater announced his retirement today, saying his is unwilling to continue...
FBI agent friend curiously adamant that North Carolina won’t make it past Sweet 16 in his bracket
(SP) – Your friend’s friend who works for the FBI reportedly said there is “zero scenario” in which...
Report: Draft prospect says Eagles asked him if his mother is woke
(SP) – NFL draft prospect Derrius Guice said today that he was asked during the interview prospect at...
The Worst Performances at the 2018 NFL Combine
NFL scouts hold emergency meeting to decide if prospect who ran 4.38 40 with missing hand is athletic or scrappy
(SP) – NFL scouts in attendance at the 2018 draft combine in Indianapolis held an emergency meeting today...
Kobe Bryant shoots 95 times to get one scene right in new movie
(SP) – Fresh off his first Oscar for the animated short “Dear Basketball,” retired NBA star Kobe Bryant...
