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Jay Cutler signs one-day contract to retire from football as a Cleveland Brown
(SP) – Jay Cutler will be working for FOX Sports in the broadcast booth this season as an...
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(SP) – Prospective NBA lottery pick Lonzo Ball says he is available to be adopted by any adult who...
Kawhi Leonard caught on tape talking trash, recycling and composting
(SP) – Despite his quiet and reserved image, a very different side of San Antonio Spurs forward Kawhi...
Pentagon to replace outdated troops with tougher hockey players by 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Pentagon confirmed today that the U.S. military is planning to replace the troops with...
Red Sox fans give John Rocker a standing ovation
BOSTON – Former major league pitcher John Rocker received a loud and sustained standing ovation last night at...
LaVar Ball announces Lonzo will wear the new Big Baller Brand Barefoot 1s for his rookie season
(SP) – LaVar Ball has made good on his vow to bypass the big sneaker brands and attempt...
Report: Colin Kaepernick now so heavily involved in charity work that he’s close to signing with the Jets
(SP) – Free agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick is reportedly close to signing a deal with the New York...
Alexander Ovechkin slams his head in a car door in attempt to one-up Sidney Crosby
(SP) – Washington Capitals wing Alexander Ovechkin is expected to miss Game 4 of his team’s 2nd Round...
Spurs discover Tim Duncan unretired in January and has been quietly sitting on the bench since
(SP) – The San Antonio Spurs made a pleasant surprise this afternoon when they discovered that franchise legend...
Nick Saban turns down Alabama’s offer of $11 million annual salary because “excellence is its own reward”
TUSCALOOSA, AL – Alabama offered head football coach Nick Saban a three-year contract extension and a $4 million...
Mets call up red-hot Tebow to provide bat off the bench and possible healing powers
NEW YORK – Tim Tebow is about to make his Major League debut. The former quarterback turned baseball...
Stephen A. Smith eats food at the ESPN Cafe with spit in it for the 427th consecutive day
BRISTOL, CT – ESPN broadcaster Stephen A. Smith slurped down a bowl of beef barley soup with a huge...
Bears draft pick Mitchell Trubisky loudly booed upon entering Bears locker room
LAKE FOREST, IL – Chicago Bears 1st Round pick Mitchell Trubisky got a rough welcome to the player locker...
